frawgs:

i’m the sexiest bitch in this therapy waiting room

makeupandfashionblogg:

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weirdmageddon:

that YO THATS MICHAEL JACKSON !! HEE HEE hee hEE ᴴᴱᴱ ᴴᴱᴱ OHMʸᴳᴼᴼᴼᴰᴰ video is one of the funniest things ive seen

the way this guy just. stops..lmfao

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gayestcryptid:

me, pressing the side of my head into my cat’s side: you sound like a car… i love you, motor boy

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iammissimpossilbe:

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florideae:

not to be nsfw but the thought of someone smiling against my lips as we kiss? really makes a bitch’s heart flutter

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cockandballnurture:

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